Demotivators at Despair.com

March 3, 2008 — Brian

You have to have a weird sense of humor to enjoy this but I laughed hard, out loud, and for awhile: (Check out www.despair.com for a twisted laugh)

Motivation
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If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Meetings
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None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Insanity
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It’s difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you’re insane.

Indifference
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It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Hope
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May not be warranted at this point.

Goals
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It’s best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals

Get To Work
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You aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Futility
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You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Demotivation
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Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
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7 Responses to “Demotivators at Despair.com”

  1. Bob Bliss Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Indifference was my favorite.

  2. Tim Archer Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    It’s long been a favorite. The cool thing is, you can now make your own and have them printed up, looking just like other motivational posters.

    Check out this link from their blog:
    http://site.despair.com/blog/2008/02/26/your-own-printed-diy-demotivator-posters/

    Back before you could have them printed up, I did one with a picture of me translating for our director of ministry. I put:

    TRANSLATION
    One message.
    Two languages.
    Half a chance of being understood.

  3. jel Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I think my sense of humor button is broken :?

  4. Brad Palmore Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    The best was Tradition:

    Tradition
    Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.

  5. Brian Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    yeah, brad, i saw that one and it was one of my favorites, i just didn’t include it so this post wouldn’t become a religious one…..

  6. David Kirk Says:
    March 3, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Great!

  7. Paula Says:
    March 4, 2008 at 9:55 am

    I like the insanity one the best. It explains a lot :)

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