(I haven’t decided if I am going to vote yet, but I probably wouldn’t for Obama because I am pretty much a single-issue voter. And I really don’t believe Mccain or the Republican Party are going to abolish abortion, so I don’t know that I would vote for him. But, I have been getting laughs from the paranoid, slippery-slop scare tactics that “Christian organizations” have been using to encourage Christians not to vote for him and wanted to play along. If you don’t know what I am talking about, read this ridiculous Letter, which exposes Christians as the weak, whiny, power-hungry people we are: “oh dear, I can’t worship in a comfy church building anymore” “oh dear, the school systems are not going to raise my kids to be Christians” “oh dear, the government says it’s okay to sin”; Buck up, people! If it happens, the church will overcome. We (Christians) just won’t be in “control” anymore. So, you see how this ties into my other posts.) I had a dream of the future. I have seen the future and it is bleak. This is what is in store for God’s Chosen Nation, if Barak Satan Obama wins the election this year:
- Fifty percent of all children will be forced to be gay.
- Christians will be rounded up into sports arenas to be trampled by elephants while the ACLU wagers on how long we will last.
- Obama will staff his entire cabinet with Muslims, Communists, and Pedophiles.
- There will only be a state-run church and all will have to attend and sing God Bless America while bowing before statues of Obama.
- Hispanic people named Jesus will have to have their names legally changed or be punished.
- It will be against the law to be kind, gentle, peaceful, or loving; with sentences ranging from 10-25 years depending on the extent of one’s kindness.
- Obama will reveal his true identity as Mohammed incarnate and wage war against James Dobson, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson.
- The Democratic Party will change its name to the Democratic Socialist.
- Russia will invade the USA and Obama will destroy them with the breath of his mouth.
- All church buildings will be turned into community homosexual brothels
- Washington, DC will be renamed, “Western Mecca”
- Obama will marry that crazy guy in Minnesota who claims to have done sex and drugs with him on the White House Lawn.
- Abortions will be mandatory for all white people until they are in the minority.
- By the end of his third term, American will be known as a “Muslim Nation” and “Allah Bless America” will be played at all sporting events.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger will attempt a commando-like coup during the fourth term and will finally wrestle the government back for the Republicans.
Oh, well, I am tired and just wanted to be silly for a while. Can you add any other preposterous consequences of electing Obama, McCain??