I put this in today’s bulletin. Do you think people will get the point? Do you think I will still have a job Monday morning? Is satire okay to use in the bulletin?
At our monthly men’s meeting, we decided that while having the roof worked on, we would also add a drive-thru window to west side of the church building.
This will enable you to “do church” without even leaving your car. You can drive-up, be handed the bread and fruit of the vine, have a brief prayer, hand in your offering, get a sermon or CD or cassette to listen to in your car and be on your merry way. We are all so busy and have so much to do, we thought this would help everyone out.
Not only will you not have to leave your car, you won’t have to talk to anyone. You won’t have to endure any lengthy sermons, prayers, songs, etc. Consider it “church-lite” for the busy disciple. You won’t be slowed down by relationships and fellowship.