(For those like me, who are too busy to read past the headlines.)
Doctor: “Sheer Will” saved Bret Michaels (cnn.com)
Hey! I got an idea for the title of Bret’s next single.
Or Sister: Bret Michaels sounds good
Um…has she heard “Unskinny Bop”?
Rep. arrested at immigration rally (cnn.com)
Maybe it was a rally for immigration, or maybe against. Maybe it was a Republican, or maybe a Representative. If it was a representative, I bet it was a Mary Kay representative. They can be pretty pushy.
Kardashian: I didn’t cause stink (cnn.com)
Even if she didn’t eat a burrito on a plane, that’s a pretty arrogant statement.
Jets’ Ryan on Holmes: ‘I totally believe him’ (espn.com)
Dude, like totally.