Elephants tie up U.S. team’s bus trip (espn.com)
Elephants hired by Fabio Capello and David Beckham, no doubt.
Clashes erupt in Iran as night falls (cnn.com)
Which only leaves one question for Iranians, “Should I stay or should I go now?”
Krygyzstan declares state of emergency (cnn.com)
What is that silly Borat up to now? Another Headline says, “Catastrophe in Krygyzstan,” I wonder if that was a pun and cats are somehow involved in the mess. I like cats but you really can’t trust them.
Country Music Legend Jimmy Dean Dies
Why would a musician take the stage name of a sausage biscuit?
(or if you prefer)
Mr. Dean will be laid to rest between two flaky halves of a giant biscuit.
Titans QB cited in assault at strip club
I know what you are thinking, “What has Kerry Collins done now?” Good grief. The man needs to grow up.