Guest Blogger: The Gay, Liberal, Muslim (caution:satire)

(Disclaimer:  This is satire. I am not attacking gays or Muslims, but pointing out the folly of people who believe anything about the President and live lives of irrational and ungodly hate.  Please don’t blow me up or send the secret service to my house.)

Hey everybody!

I am the gay, liberal, Muslim!  And I hate America.

Like all other gay, liberal, Muslims I support socialism.

I voted for Obama because he is also gay, liberal, and a closet Muslim.

It might seem a strange juxtaposition to be gay and Muslim.  Muslims have historically been harder on gays than Christians.  And few gays support or live the Muslim faith.

But if our President can support both, and even live both lifestyles (albeit secretly) it is possible.

Like our Great President and other GLMs, I want all Americans to eventually become gay, liberal and Muslim.

It will take lots of legislation and work.  Lots of lying and secrecy.

Join the cause now, because it will be more difficult later.

Allah bless America!

GLM

(Disclaimer:  This is satire. I am not attacking gays or muslims, but people who believe anything about the President and live lives of irrational and ungodly hate.  Please don’t blow me up or send the secret service to my house.)

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