Huge chunk of East Coast flooded (cnn.com–all of these are from CNN)
Just because your headline is limited by space doesn’t not mean it has to be limited in vocabulary or intelligence. This one was written by some stoned college intern.
US Apologizes for infecting Guatemalans with STDs
Oops! Sorry. And US promises to use a condom next time it experiments on foreigners.
Neil Young gets free chicken for Gulf
Apparently the Canadian rocker (rockin’ in a free chicken world) has been saving his coupons.
War Game axes “Taliban” option
But “Global Thermonuclear War” and “Kill Aghan Civilian” options still available
Robot used in search for U.S. balloonists
They didn’t find the balloonists but they did return with Syphilis which they got from the US government.