Headlines R’ Us

Rapper talks man down from hotel roof (cnn.com)

Did he rhyme while talking?  Did he offer some bling to the desperate man?

Swiss complete longest rail tunnel

Man, those knives really can do everything!

Four miners trapped in Ecuador

Come on, guys! It’s obvious you were jealous and want the free Oakleys.

Obama hosts White House Science Fair

Just watch out for 13-year-olds with a full beard and a replica of a nuclear reactor.

NATO official: Bin Laden is in Pakistan

And by 2034, we will have checked every cave.  So, as long as he doesn’t move to a different cave or a different country, we will get him!  Mission Accomplished!


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