Headlines-First Edition of 2011

Iraq cleric cranks up anti-US rhetoric (cnn.com)

US responds by cranking up Merle Haggard’s “Fightin Side of Me”

15 Headless Bodies found in Acapulco

Lead Detective says the worst thing is this may distract them from the case of the 15 heads that were found on the other side of town.

Snooki not trying to be role model

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah….gasp…hahahahhahahahahhahahahaahahha

Big Zero? Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh miss Miami Heat practice

Wasn’t there some tweet about Karma or something recently?

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