I am giving you the power! I can’t decide which Groundhog’s Day joke to tweet for Wednesday. Consider the following options and then vote below. The winning tweet gets tweeted.
1. Citing “snow fatigue,” local groundhog checks into rehab at the Jefferson Co. Vet’s Clinic after weekend party with Charlie Sheen.
2. Punxsutawney Phil unable to shovel out of hole, Groundhog’s Day postponed
3. Groundhog reveals self only to deliver profanity-laced tirade, mock TV weathermen; ends with, “Why don’t you ask the weasel?”
4. Punxsutawney Phil appears publicly only to pick the Steelers in the Super Bowl, no mention of Spring
5. Punxsutawney Phil refuses to appear until a settlement is reached with Columbia Pictures over Bill Murray film