*Uncovered behind the tract-rack in a small Texas Church of Christ was this official Church of Christ(c) chart distinguishing various levels of being lost depending on one’s acts and beliefs. The author’s name was missing but this tiny church has a storied history among Restoration Movement giants. It seems that 100 is actually the worst, and 0.0 would be someone perfectly saved.
0.5 Dead Church of Christ members who attended every service, never used instruments, rejected Pre-Mill, never divorced, and condemned the sects regularly.
5.0 Living Church of Christ members who never used instruments, reject Pre-Mill, never divorced, and condemn the sects regularly. (of course, we ain’t sure if they are saved or not, but pretty likely)
10.0 Living Church of Christ members who used to be a part of a sect but converted after rejecting their denomination.
15.0 Living Church of Christ members who used to believe in Pre-Mill and don’t attend Mid-week Bible Study.
18.5 Church of Christ members who only attend Sunday morning.
20.0 Church of Christ members who use the American Standard of 1901 instead of the KJV.
25.0 Church of Christ members who have been divorced.
35.0 Church of Christ members who attended Harding or DLU.
40.0 Penny-costals and any Church of Christ member who ever moved during a hymn or cried during a sermon.
50.0 Hindus and Buddhists
65.0 Church of Christ members who attended Pepperdine or ACU.
70.0 Community Church Members.
80.0 Child Molesters, Muslims, Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, clappers.
85.3 Church of Christ members whose church changed the Biblical name to a non-scriptural name.
87.4 Rick Warren, Presbyterians, Churches that employ small groups.
90.0 Rubel Shelley, Murderers, Church of Christ members who think Instrumental Music is okay.
92.5 Church of Christ members who listen to Joel Osteen Sunday morning while getting ready.
95.0 Democrats and people who have never heard the gospel.
100.0 Max Lucado, Baptists, churches who use praise teams, NIV users