Well, I organized my phobias and neuroses alphabetically and chronologically. I also prayed for all of my fantasy baseball teams, mentioning each player by name. That took most of the day yesterday.
Met with my spiritual adviser this morning. We had a healthy discussion about who was more talented: Pearl Jam or Nirvana. I told him that I have learned to appreciate Pearl Jam’s rhythm a lot more in recent years, but that Cobain’s talent and influence have not been overhyped because of his premature death. We both agree that Mike McCready is uber-talented.
(First of all, these posts are jokes. Secondly, they were scheduled before I left town, so I cannot reply or approve comments. If your sense of humor can’t handle weird stuff, feel free to stay away this week.)