Just because it’s my blog and for fun, here are some of my personal favorite tweets from the last few months. (context in parenthesis when necessary)
Someday, I hope to have the kind of loving relationship with my wife, that she has with our goldendoodle.
Does anyone else picture Bobcat Goldthwaite when you hear Eddie Vedder sing? Or just really miss Bobcat Goldthwaite? (before I saw him in the Robin Williams Snickers Commercial)
So, there’s a new show called “dads” about annoying/overbearing dads, and a new show called “moms” about annoying/overbearing moms?
Newschannel 5 anchorwoman dressed like she graduated from Prof Xavier’s School for Gifted Mutants
#nashville (funky leather)
“Keep it real, bro.” -Carl Rogers
Buying gas in 2013 is like gambling. Do I fill up in case it jumps 20 cents or only put in $5, hoping it drops.
some days I feel like an artist trapped in a scientist’s brain & other days I just put Stevie Ray Vaughn’s “Little Wing” on repeat & all is okay
My wife just made me kill a spider instead of doing it for me
Because of my growing hatred of mosquitos, I may have to change my long-held position on spiders.
#Falloutboy, keep your stupid songs out of my dark/business. Thank you.
My neighbors are going to think I am a devoted Catholic: my bug checking/swatting routine closely resembles the “sign of the cross”
I put “exercise” in my daily planner, but added an “?” to give myself an out.
Why do we have a marriage problem in this country? People freak out about a 2-yr
#commitment to THEIR PHONE!!
Why does so much of current rock sound like Nine Inch Nails shattered into a 100 tiny pieces?
Had a great time at a family reunion today. Of course, it wasn’t my family, so there’s that
My kids have been constantly sharpening pencils on electric sharpener; thinking about how old I would be when I got out of prison…